Bad Oranges: My Terribly Exciting Day

So wow, it’s already Friday, and let me tell you what an amazing day I have had so far.  So amazing that I must write about it.   You probably won’t believe what I am about to write, but all of these things did happen today.  Man i LOOOOVE the East Coast.

 I woke up about 15 minutes late today.  While walking to work my headphones (connected to  the… iPod) decided that my left ear does not need sound.  I don’t know if it was a union job or what, but I was pissed nonethless.

 I also found out that is actually snows in D.C.  Who would have thought?  And you know what else?  People are really effing lazy and don’t scoop sidewalks here, either.  It’s almost like living in Kansas.

Other major let downs of the day include:

- eating the worst orange I have ever eaten.  It was like licking orange scented cardboard.  Or eating fruit a Chinese family style buffet.

- having a mildly interesting discussion about the milk left in the bowl after cereal is eaten, to which my discussee and I agree that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the best, followed by Fruity Pebbles.

- experiencing an awkward simultaneously bathroom visit with a short man wearing a blue shirt.  We little entered, finished business, zipped trou’ and left at the exact time.

- staring at the fakeness of Rachel Ray’s picture on the back of my Wheat Thins box.

Oh, I don’t know if I could ever do this if I were anywhere else. Bleh.

~ by mecolwell on January 18, 2008.